I'm sure some people would rather not read my wordy explanations. I'll compromise. I'll give you short answers, but I reserve the right to mild snarkiness and a complete abandonment of grammar and formatting.
Cage:
Size?
5-6sqft+ longer more important than tall
Bar space?
.5in
Examples?
200qt bin, critter nation, tanks 75gal or larger, prevue 528
Enrichment?
WHEEL --solid base ~10in plus
bedding material
multiple hides
clutter-- open space=scared, scared= not friendly
again, WHEEL
once more from the back, WHEEL
Temp or humidity?
65-82F
room humidity
Do not add-- added humidity=mold
Substrate?
-fleece
-kiln dried pine
-aspen
-hemp
-paper towel
-dirt, but be prepared to change the whole thing every 1-2 weeks. Bioactive is not going to work.
-NO cedar. cedar=small mammal eventual respiratory disease
-No clay
Diet:
-high quality kibble,
-insects (dried or live),
-crested gecko diet with multivitamins offered at least a few times a week, especially for females breeding or not,
-a little fruits or veg as treats are good,
-freeze dried raw like mice is fine as a treat, but not needed
Other:
Cohab?
No. Naturally, vicious, antisocial loners
Bond?
No, they lack the software for it, see previous answer^, but people are exempt from the vicious part. They tell people apart and can be quite sociable, but don't expect glider-level bonds
Friendly/Handle-able?
If I've done my job right.
Then why baby so spicy?
Some go through "terrible twos", but magically calm back down at maturity. Risk increases the younger they were taken home.
Make sure your:
-picking up correctly
-have a good enclosure with nesting material
-not making kissing noises
-no one is spraying nonstick oil nearby (they really hate that noise)
Potty train?
No, but they often go in the same area... mostly... girls do... kinda...
Train?
Smallest brain to body size ratio of all mammals.
Boy vs girl?
Boy= chill; girl= interactive. Significant overlap
Smell?
Kinda
Spray?
No, but boys rub chest oil on things
Bite?
Some do if spooked or grabbed incorrectly. They aren't domesticated.
Pouch?
They will hate you.
Legal?
In most states, but not Georgia. Local regulations vary, but probably still yes. No idea about Alaska, Hawaii not pet friendly in general. Laws change.
Why balding?
Increase crested gecko diet, multivitamins, and/or insects
BLOOD EVERYWHERE?
Reddish diarrhea, fix diet
Breed anything else?
No
Deliver?
Transporter yes. Me, no